The HR/Admin in my company is so cocked up that I probably have to take up yoga lessons again... to breathe and avoid a stroke... Went to look up on Employee Handbook and found the following :
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
Wow! Guess what. Even if someone were to implement something like that, I don't think that we have a company bulletin board in the office. And the pantry's simply pathetic. So...